Of all of the dudes in the world, why this one?

I personally don't have anybody else in mind to lead the Consumer Product Safety Commission, but if I were making the decision, some of the qualities I would look for in an applicant would be:

wise

will not receive gigantic sum of money from people whose behavior (s)he will be regulating

looks good in bathing suit

I mean honestly what are the odds that this guy is the best person in the country for this job come on they can't be that good.