Of all of the dudes in the world, why this one?

I personally don't have anybody else in mind to lead the Consumer Product Safety Commission, but if I were making the decision, some of the qualities I would look for in an applicant would be:

wise

will not receive gigantic sum of money from people whose behavior (s)he will be regulating

looks good in bathing suit

I mean honestly what are the odds that this guy is the best person in the country for this job come on they can't be that good.

Kind of makes you wonder why a certain math department's IM squad hasn't managed to beat a certain association of black business school students

Doesn't it?