Saturday, September 02, 2006

Miths IV/No Major League Baseball Player Nor Reader Left Behind: Robinson Jose Cano

2005-2006 (through Friday)
SituationABHHRRBIBBHBPSOAVGOBPSLGOPS
Overall894278221133151110.3110.3380.4660.804
Close and Late1374211150180.3070.3310.4090.740
RISP23857793122320.2390.2820.3870.668

His numbers are much better this year. This season he'd have my vote for MVRC (Most Valuable Robinson Cano), but I'm not a sportswriter and that's not a real award. If his BA improves by another 34 points next season, M-V-P chants might be in order. Plus, he's turning, what, 14 next year? You can't expect a kid who's just been bar mitzvah-ed to draw walks, though you can expect him to do the (apparently controversial) electric slide.

Be regular, Big Papi's beating heart, or witness the yoinking of your MVP award by Robi-Wan Canobi (as far as I know, I just made that up).

Watch the tefillin, Jorge

1 Comments:

Blogger robusteza said...

You're welcome. The bill's in the mail. It comes to $144.22, gratuity not included.

5:11 PM  

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