Comments regarding three Sharper Image products
1. The Dazer II Ultrasonic Dog Deterrent
(b) “animal-control personnel” fits seamlessly with the other listed professions in the context of this product, eh?
2. MicroTRAKgps-powered Locate 1
I agree. Other questions regarding this product to which the answer is "yes" include:
3. The Professional Series Ionic Breeze GP Silent Air Purifier with Ultraviolet Germicidal Protection
No beef with air purifiers or killing germs; just wondering what is Professional about this product. Professional-grade kitchen knives or basketball shoes are neat because you're using the very same product used by individuals whose livelihoods depend on that product performing well, WHEREAS your livelihood doesn't depend on the product's performance. WHO ARE THE PROFESSIONAL AIR BREATHERS and can I get an interview and what are the benefits?
Used extensively by outdoor professionals including mail carriers, couriers, animal-control personnel and meter readers(a) “extensively”? Could I have the language of origin? Part of speech and definition? Could you use it in a(nother) sentence?
(b) “animal-control personnel” fits seamlessly with the other listed professions in the context of this product, eh?
The Dazer II is a humane substitute for pepper spray, mace or physical force.Plus it's much lighter than a baseball bat or gun.
2. MicroTRAKgps-powered Locate 1
If your car went missing, could you find it right away? If your teen is told not to drive too far or too fast, how would you know? If you're managing a sales fleet, could you assure yourself they're making timely calls? The answer is "yes" to all these questions and more — with a hidden tracker from MicroTRAKgps™.
I agree. Other questions regarding this product to which the answer is "yes" include:
- Is it not so vaguely creepy?
- Are there better ways to spend $499.95 plus the cost of update services?
- Does the slogan “Secretly track anything that moves!” evoke private parts?
- Would it be awkward to explain how you knew your child or sales fleet had violated your wishes?
- Is it more or less retarded?
3. The Professional Series Ionic Breeze GP Silent Air Purifier with Ultraviolet Germicidal Protection
No beef with air purifiers or killing germs; just wondering what is Professional about this product. Professional-grade kitchen knives or basketball shoes are neat because you're using the very same product used by individuals whose livelihoods depend on that product performing well, WHEREAS your livelihood doesn't depend on the product's performance. WHO ARE THE PROFESSIONAL AIR BREATHERS and can I get an interview and what are the benefits?
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