Maybe she is not the perfect woman after all.

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Want to learn about Maria Sharapova and math?

Sharapova last night hung in there on long points, even attacked the net when necessary. She went for it, struck 20 winners and willingly paid the price with 24 errors. If she is not a master of pace or angles quite yet, she is only 19. She surely owns the energy and discipline to capture several more majors on a tour currently devoid of genius.

(emphasis mine) And if she is a master? Fuck, she's 28. ANYWAY, brace yourself for a classic:

"I lost the last four times I played with Justine, so I figured I had to flip it 360, do just the opposite," Sharapova said. She is not a geometry major.

LOL. Also, you mean “rotate.” OR (principle of charity) you mean, “I had to flip it 360, THEN do just the opposite,” which is redundant but technically correct. OR (principle of I'm an asshole) you mean 360 radians (roughly 20626.5 degrees = 106.5 degrees + you are dizzy), or yet another unit of measure.

I'm going to flip it 360, then have a ham sandwich.

More Maria news: during the men's final Sunday, Dick Enberg remarked that Sharapova was “so photogenic,” which is like saying someone is intelligent by noting they perform well on standardized tests.

U + Me = Us

P.S. Please don't buy for me NASCAR For Dummies, in other words, NASCAR. While you're at it, don't buy for me this here book either.